VOTE CONSERVATIVE OUT

Hello
So I’m not going to lie, but I feel like the election today will be rigged in favour of the tories. Theresa May staged the London attacks and she WILL rig these elections. That’s who she is.
Nevertheless, they can’t possibly do it if a blinding majority votes the Tories out, right?
If you haven’t yet voted today, please VOTE and vote TACTICALLY.
Everybody is saying vote labour, and yes we WANT labour to win. But in order for that to happen, we must vote the Tories OUT. The only way to do is by voting tactically, which may mean NOT voting for labour. Please visit www.tactical2017.com to find out who you need to vote for in order for Labour to win.
I, too, would feel wrong not voting for Labour but it goes like this. If your area is divided between Conservative and Green Party, you’ll need to vote for Green Party because voting Labour would be a wasted vote! You need to rock the boat AGAINST tories in your area so that they lose. If you live in Twickenham, for example, you need to vote Lib Dem because they are the biggest threat to the Tories, not Labour.
Vote for education, vote for healthcare, vote for the inclusion of the students, the elderly and the disabled.
Don’t let the terrorist supporting, greedy, lying, selfish and idiotic witch Theresa May win. She cut the police, she can’t keep us safe, she can’t help us move forward, she will ruin us. She will ensure that the UK remains a target for terrorism because she FUNDS the very people who support terrorism.
You have until 10pm to change everybody’s future for the better.

Hey Assbutt: 'He/she can't even speak English properly'

Sorry. After a long, long break following my dissertation deadline, I’m back and I’m pissed off.
I must have missed the memo.
Since when was the ability to speak English a marker of intelligence? Since when was it necessary for one to measure themselves against your bullshit standard of superiority in order to be validated? In my opinion, Germans do everything better, and Asians are some of the most driven people I’ve ever come across. So why don’t we measure intelligence based on how well we can speak German, or Korean?
‘Because English is an international language’, I hear you cry. SO????
Say it with me: YOUR ABILITY TO SPEAK ENGLISH SHOWS NOTHING EXCEPT YOUR ABILITY TO SPEAK ENGLISH!!!! LITERALLY JUST THAT!!! Not your intelligence, not your character, not your worth, literally nothing else!!!!! And then say it louder for the uncultured folk at the back.
English is not pre-wired into our brains. You have to learn it. You, a native English speaker, had to learn it. Whilst it may be hard for you to realise, those of you who say ‘lol you can’t even speak English properly’ were pushed out of the vagina screaming and crapping yourself and not being able to speak a damn word of anything until your fed-up mother began cursing around you and your first word was ‘shit’. And then you went on the rest of your life being able to speak English, only English, and you even suck at that. Do you even know how to use a semicolon? Do you know in which situations you should use  ‘who’ and ‘whom’? Sit down.
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Favourite things about summer? Aside from almost dying.

Just love these 8 randomly placed mosquito bites that appeared overnight just when I thought the previous 6 healed. How did you even get there? In one night??
Summer is not my favourite season. Is this sweat running down my face? Or do I have a little MCR in my eye? I love winter, I love the atmosphere, I love the darkness. I love when Ramadan falls in Winter. I love cold and early nights. I love thunderstorms and heavy rain. I love sleeping comfortably in 3 blankets. I just love winter.
I hate feeling too hot. I hate that everybody gets naked. But I gotta think about the positives. I guess there are a few things I like about the few days of warmth that we get…like changing “coke, no ice” to “coke zero, ALL the crushed ice”.
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